Monday, December 31, 2007

2007 Highlights


Now that the New Year is upon us, I thought I would take the time to look back on 2007 and try to piece together some of the highlights:

(1) Passed the bar (technically should have happened in 2006)
(2) Got a job (depressing)
(3) Lived out of my car for 4+ months (Sad)
(4) Slept on a love-seat for 4+ months (Sadder)
(5) Got cussed out by my dad for being unemployed (Saddest)
(6) Got rear-ended in my car(again)
(7) Peed on the floor in a friend's apartment (twice)
(8) Single handedly ruined an Arcade Fire concert (my crowning achievement)
(9) Stumbled out of a bar and fell on my ass (in front of my coworkers)
(10) Worked way too much (and probably drank way too much)

Can't really think of anything else, which means 2007 was filled with about 355 days of boredom and unhapiness. Here's looking to 2008!

Saturday, December 29, 2007

SUCCESS

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Friday, December 28, 2007

Thursday, December 27, 2007

The New Cards Are In

Print one out for safe keeping and feel free to call me sometime.

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

And It Begins . . .

A coworker forwarded this interesting email to me today:

Just in case you didn't pick up on it, here is the important segment blown up for your viewing pleasure:

That's right - BIG BOYS! This would have been awesome six months ago but now I am not so sure that this is what I want people from work calling me. It should be said, however, that we did drink like champions that night and being called a Big Boy when it comes to drinking is an understatement.

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

A R8 Nise Chrismas Cart2n

I think this cartoon by Britain's finest animator really captures the spirit of Christmas. Enjoy!


Monday, December 24, 2007

Musing #1

It's amazing how when I am not at work updating this blog is the last thing I want to do. Expect some primo updates once the work week officially begins . . .

In the meantime, Merry Christmas.

Saturday, December 22, 2007

3 Days Away

Alright homies . . . let's get drunk!

Friday, December 21, 2007

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Quiz on My Chest - San Francisco

Unfortunately the original Quiz on My Chest team did not fare as well as the Palo Alto Branch this week. We finished 4th but were only 5 points out of first place. We did, however, dismantle the Geezer Muppets in the Balcony . . . like we always do.

Round 1 - General Knowledge
(1) What does E.S.P. stand for?
(2) What flightless bird is also the fastest on planet Earth?
(3) What hexagonal molecule is made up of two hydrogen atoms bonded to a oxygen atom?
(4) What rock supergroup was comprised of Eric Clapton, Ginger Baker, and Jack Bruce?
(5) What womans tennis player lost her first match in 1995 after going unbeaten for 10 years?
(6) How many beachheads were stormed by U.S. soldiers on D-Day? 4, 5, or 6?
(7) What animal native to Central and South American rain forests spends the majority of its life with its back to the ground?
(8) What television game show ended it 5 day limit on winning in 2003?
(9) Which country has a greater land mass? Slovakia or Czech Republic?
(10) Steve Martin's 1987 movie Roxanne is based on what classic French film?

Round 2 - X-Mas People (Matching)
(1) Sang on We Are the World.
(2) Wrote The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)
(3) Appeared on the 2006 Christmas Stamp
(4) George Baily in It's a Wonderful Life
(5) Sang Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
(6) Acted in Miracle on 34th Street
(7) Wrote I'll Be Home for Christmas
(8) Encountered Ignorance and Want
(9) Known for his charity and love for children
(10) Steve Finch in Deck the Halls

Nicholas, Madonna, Matthew Broderick, Bob Dylan, Jimmy Stewart, Natalie Wood, Gene Autry, Mel Torme, Ebenezer Scrooge, Walter Kent

Round 3 - Biblical Names in Rock "n" Roll
(1) A Hellbent for Leather band and the disciple that betrayed Christ
(2) A rockstar who shares a first name with the first disciple and a last name with an archangel
(3) The singer of Superfreak and the name of Jesus' brother
(4) A book in the Old Testament named after a Jewish prophet and a bullfrog according to Three Dog Night
(5) Lead singer of Counting Crows and first man
(6) The singer of She Blinded Me with Science and the Doubting Apostle
(7) An Elton John song and a name of one of the books of the Old Testament
(8) A piano man and a book in the Old Testament
(9) The singer of Theme from Shaft and Abraham's son
(10) Alphabetically the first book in the Old Testament and an American pianist/singer-songwriter

Round 4 - Picture Round
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Round 5 - General Knowledge
(1) Who sang the theme song to the 1980 film Fame?
(2) In what country was Monica Seles stabbed in 1993?
(3) What decade in the 20th Century did F. Scott Fitzgerald refer to as the Jazz Age?
(4) What 2004 animated film was banned from theaters in Israel because of a joke about castration?
(5) What retail store was created by Anita Roddick in 1976 and now has over 2,000 stores in over 50 countries?
(6) The King of what country recently told Venezuela's Hugo Chavez to shut up at an Ibero-American Summit?
(7) Cal Ripken, Jr. broke a record for playing in consecutive games in 1995, who's record did he break?
(8) What Michael Jackson song features the line Paul, I think I told you, I am a lover not a fighter?
(9) Who was People Magazine's Sexiest Couple in 1993?
(10) What liberal activist group paid $65,000 for an ad in the New York Post with the title General Petraeus or General Betray Us?

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Quiz on My Chest - Palo Alto

Just caught wind that the Palo Alto branch of Quiz on My Chest came in second place at their local Trivia Night. Not too shabby considering they have to compete with all of those Stanford nerds and tech-geeks. Way to go team!!

Well, technically second place is the first loser but you can't ever really lose when you have this guy on your team.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

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Had the pleasure of driving out to the Walnut Creek Office in the $%*#ing rain today. Once I got there I immediately sat in a vacant office and quickly claimed it as my own. Unfortunately, the office's rightful owner kicked me out and I had to sit at a "work station" next to the copy machine. Not an ideal situation but you can decide that for yourselves . . .

Points of Interest
(1) Phone with Unknown Extension
(2) No Computer - Would Have Been SOL if I Hadn't Brought My Own
(3) Morning Fuel a.k.a Coffee
(4) Hot Pink Post-It Notes
(5) P.O.S. Modem that Broke Within Minutes of Sitting There
(6) Disapproving Grimace
(7) Busted-Ass Chair

Monday, December 17, 2007

Come Witness My Sadness

My Life in Photos:
My House

My Closet

My Bed

My Office a.k.a "Litigation Tower"

Sunday, December 16, 2007

The Beautiful Game

In 1977, Pele dubbed the game of soccer as "The Beautiful Game." Well, if Pele ever saw my team play on Sundays he might want to rethink that. Usually our seasons are filled with a lot of complaints and a couple of red cards. This past season was no exception but we still managed to finish 8-1-2. Whatever we're doing out there we need to keep it up because we win games . . .

AND CHAMPIONSHIPS
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Last week we won the coveted NorCal Athletics Soccer Championship. What did we win, you ask? Just some bootleg t-shirts and a whole lot of respect. To top it all off, we beat the hated Transformers in the final with a score of 3-0. Afterwards, we all wore our matching t-shirts to Danny Coyle's and drank ourselves into oblivion. See the pictures for further proof of our awesomeness.

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Today I Hit Rock Bottom . . .

because I signed up for this blog.