Chances are these won't make it to January 10th but who knows - feel free to add to the list:
(1) Waste less money
(2) Drink in moderation (doubtful)
(3) Be less perfect
(4) Drink more water
(5) Move out of my car
(6) Part my hair on the other side of my head
(7) End world hunger
(8) Be less surly
(9) Wrestle a bear
(10) Win the lottery
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11. Have sex with girls
12. Spend less time on nipslip websites
13. Shower for longer than 2 minutes
14. Profess my love for my secret crush
15. Enter time at work daily not monthly.
16. Go to the gym 3 times a week, not 3 times a year
17. Be nice to my parents
18. Be nice to my brother's cat
19. No PKs in 2008
20. See a doctor about foot odor problem.
I was being realistic when I made mine . . . you are just being ridiculous. What is this fantasy-land?
and I don't have a foot odor problem.
21. Admit that Huey Lewis is a rock god.
22. Watch the Giants win a world series
sorry, that's all I got
23. Bitches
24. Hoes
25. Sluts
26. Casual encounters on Craigslist
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